Alan, aka the Token White Guy, spends the first 15 minutes of tonight's show talking about his displeasure with the duets that took place on The X Factor. After he finishes venting, Alan passes on the sad news of a singer's death and how you just can't believe everything you see on the Internet. Khloe Kardashian takes the spotlight for no reason other than moving to the area while the original Lady GagGag gets center stage at the 2012 Superbowl. Alan talks about going to see the new The Muppets movie before having to go himself. The rest of the show focuses back on The X Factor and who should win.